So, does anyone know a recipe for 3 onions and 1 Daily Mail?
Yes.
First trim the headlines, finely chop these and add them to 7 paragraphs which should be then held over a light heat until medium brown or read.
Mash up the onions with 3 pages of advertising, 1 crossword and the TV guide. Be careful to take out any opinion pieces as these can easily overwhelm the flavour.
Add the onions, advertising, crossword and TV guide to the paragraph reduction and serve with the colour supplement.
