Although of Yorkshire persuation and going to a state school where cricket was played ( but I was not in with the sporty group so never got picked to play for any teams)- I must admit that I do not understand the game and would probably find more entertainment in watching paint dry. Although perhaps it is marginally better than watching golf.
Yay
There was me thinking I was in a gang of 1
Now onto Golf on TV (you started it)
Person swings club.
You may or may not be able to see the ball he’s trying to wack
They wack it
Cut to a cameraman filming sky. The ball is invisible.
Cut to camerawomen filming grass, ball still invisible
Repeat until ball is on the green.
Watch 2 putts
Repeat 18 times
You watch golf, 76.78% of the time you are watching players and bag carriers out for a stroll, views of the sky, views of grass.
