A little tale from the provinces where we don't do "angry" but we do "get even" big time. This would have made good viewing..
A couple of days ago in the newsagents two different parties of London based second homers were heard to be congratulating each other on their clever move to spend time down here as you feel so much safer.
Upon which the shop owner locked the shop with them inside and called plod who duly responded and they were issued fines and sent packing back to London Village.
p.s. Hannes he looks rather regal sitting there, I can tell you are his man servant.
