I got one to cry once.
Got a call and a foreign accent that sounded like a young woman. It went something like this.
Her - Something about my internet that sounded like a scam.
Me - What clearance do you need?
Her - no answer.
Me -This is Port Control Emergency Clearance what do you need clearance for?
Her. What?
Me - Do you have a heart being transported internationally?
Her - No.
Me - Why have you called this number?
Her - I need to tell you about your computer.
Me - This number is for port clearance it is a federal offence calling this number unless it is an emergency.
Her - I need to help you fix your internet.
Me - I don't think you have anything to clear so you have committed a federal offence, give me your name, address and phone number.
Her - What are you talking about.
Me - You have committed a federal offence, give me your name, address and phone number.
Her - what.
Me - You have committed a federal offence, give me your name, address and phone number, we are tracing your call and you will get caught, your find will be a lot less if you give me your details now.
She kept saying what and I repeated myself a few times and I started to hear her crying, she then cried out Shut up and hung up.
