Hey, steady on!
What's worse is a comment this morning about bathing in the sink, along the lines of Steptoe (15" water main burst yesterday - fortunately I had filled the kettle the night before, but not able to shower).
Bagpipes - didn't somebody's description of trying to play them include "like strugggling with a demented octopus"
, unfortunately I can't remember the rest of the comment.
Cheers,
