Many, some may even be legal. Why did I even say that. None will be legal.
Petrol, burn baby burn.
All the rest is detail.
Lets just say the CL600 is me finally growing up. My christmas present is going to be the DMS braincell. All Clark Kent on the outside and holy-mother-of-g*d-what-the-pork-was-that on the road.
Famous moments of my past include
1. Finishing my season (there were two races to go but I did not make them) on my roof at Donnington and being unconcious for 2 days.
2. Destroying 3 Dolofrights during one season.
3. Receiving a letter inviting me to release my video onto Police Stop Action as an act of public education. From the Police.
4. Being told by a police examiner that he could not understand how I just completed the course in a better time than his ward room record.
5. Managing to set light to the bonnet of a police car. This was a simply fantastic moment. Made me very proud anyway. But I was young.
6. Giving a policemans hand a "hickey" using a pair of 40DCOEs with no air filter. He did not listen to a word I said.
7. My boss asking me for a lift to collect his car from service. I told him it was his choice and he may regret it. He took five minutes to climb over the roll cage and into the back seat. There was no passenger seat as the foam fire-eater was mounted where it normally fitted. Interestingly three weeks after this I was offered a company car.
What can I say. Live as a chicken, die as a burger.
8^)
