Today I had a call. 01202 number, Bournemouth apparently. Guy didn’t have time to say anything cos I just sent him on his way.

But, more seriously, I need a whip round from everybody otherwise I’m in trouble big time!

Tonight I have received a badly typed email originated with a non UK keyboard. Apparently, my email account has been hacked and at sometime in the last month I have pressed a link which has enabled every single device I own to have its internet browsing recorded.

Horror of horrors they know that when I disappear for an hour or two on the pretence of fettling my little car I have actually been browsing porn sites and abusing myself (so that’s why I’m deaf). The secrets out and they are quite prepared to send a montage of content to everyone i have ever contacted of the sites I have used. But, most kindly, they will do nothing if I send them $1678.

I haven’t got $1678 so please help me. They will accept bitcoins.

…………….

Pathetic isn’t, but apparently more than a few people have fallen foul of these b*******.

So, have a laugh but continue to be vigilant


Regards

Geof
70th Anniversary 4/4 (Duratec 1.8), model 1995