I do wonder what would happen if I went into work on Monday and said I have decided to identify as a chinchilla. They are such beautiful little furry things.
Would it be inappropriate for everyone to stroke me during meetings.
Would I be allowed to just take a pee anywhere at any time.
Would they need to put bars around my desk to ensure I did not escape.
Would I still be entitled to public bank holidays.
Would they have to provide separate food for my specific diet if they provide snacks for others.
Would I file complaints if people started disrespecting me by talking to me in baby-speak and so demeaning my actual capabilities.
We need answers. If someone can be a cat I want to be a chinchilla.
