Sooo... how did we morph from overpriced Pashley bicycles to Wellies ?

don't you love TM

It doesn't stop at wellies.
/ begin rant
Don't get me started on coats! Finding a decent mans waterproof coat cut to the length required for horse riding is a nightmare. The cheap ones leak. The branded ones all cost a fortune. And the branded ones are all made in Chine with a coat that should cost £20 ending up with a badge stitched to it that is never worth the extra £120. Its easy for the ladies - they have a huge choice of waterproof coats to go at because all the horsey shops have 10 metres of ladies clothing rails for every 2cm of mens clothing. Mrs F has more coats than she will ever wear out.
/ end rant