Originally Posted by DaveW
Also consider Captain Tolley's Creeping Crack Cure. A milky liquid which seeps into crevices and cures.

https://captaintolleyshop.com/products/captain-tolleys-250ml-8-fl-oz

'creeping crack cure', 'seeping milky liquid',....... crevice🤦🏻‍♂️................surely I'm not the only one juvenile enough to think that needs 'Ooo-er missus' after it.......
I had to check the post wasn't by Frankie Howerd........

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