Some Darwin Award categories.....
Seatbelts...nah! I don't need them.
Glasses so I can see......nah. Never seen it written down.
Bald tyres...nah. They are just slicks.
Cheap brake pads....nah. The money saved will buy a few pints at Wetherspoons breakfast time.
Airbags....nah. Never needed them in the past. What could go wrong.
I am a DG. Driving God. My skills will keep me safe.
Speed limits....nah. I'll floor the pedal everywhere. See the DG above. Laws don't apply to me.
Axle stands.....nah. My bottle jack is ok and it is a quick job under the car.
Other categories......
Isolate electrics to work on them? Nah. I am good enough to bodge them when live.
Water leak. Nah, it's only a small one.
That smell isn't gas. My torch is dead....I'll use my lighter instead to look. ( this one is true! A mate knows an assumed intelligent man who did this to diy checks for gas leaks! )
Sunblock....nah. I like my mahogany tan.
I'll use this acid to clean stuff. PPE.....nah. I am ok
Introduce politics....oops!
US population....I'll vote for Trump. What could go wrong?
The list is long!
