"....for us poor old sun drenched convicts..."
A couple of days in minus 32 degrees C would make you seriously re-evaluate "poor" sunny (when you need to heat your beer...then being a convict does not sound that bad).

With the optional Oz-spec super sturdy kangaroo bar you will pass the chrash test with flying flags flag

Good luck, a summer vacation going round Oz in a M3W would be a great journey!