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little one arrived home from school tonight with a book in hand from the Library. here is her first joke. (9yrs of age)  Why do you have to be careful when it rains Cats and Dogs, I dont know! why do you have to be careful. Incase you stand in a poodle (poodle-puddle) get it  i quickly informed her she can only read 1 joke out per night 
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Nurture that talent Dean - tell her we need one every Friday
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little one arrived home from school tonight with a book in hand from the Library. here is her first joke. (9yrs of age) Why do you have to be careful when it rains Cats and Dogs, I dont know! why do you have to be careful. Incase you stand in a poodle (poodle-puddle) get it i quickly informed her she can only read 1 joke out per night Start em young ... making people laugh will lighten up her world and those people that hear her jokes. Its nice to be known as a fun person .. in this serious world we live in.
Graham
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I ran my wife to work this morning she told me humour is a great turn on for woman . I am sorting out a trip for her to have her ears tested ASAP as I have been telling her jokes for years.
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When I was a kid we had a poodle. Odd choice for me but at 3 you don't get much choice.
My favourite dog was one we had in Kenya a Rhodesian ridge back crossed with a great dane. He was great and was trained by a S African to stop burglars.
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Doesn't work on my  either... 
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A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray , twice a day, every day , for a long time .
So she went to check him out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was , walking slowly up to the holy site . She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes , when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview.
"Pardon me Sir, I'm Rebbeca Smith from CNN what's your name?"
"Morris Fienburg ", he replied .
"Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?"
"For 60 years".
"For 60 years! That's amazing! " What do you pray for?"
"I pray for peace between Christians , Jews, and the Muslims. I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop . I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults and to love their fellow man . I pray that politicians tell us the truth and put the interests of the people ahead of their own interests. ".
"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"
"Like I'm talking to a bloody wall ". I took a trip to the the Whaling wall and was very nearly there when this guy stops me and says "Whats with the harpoon then"  Quasimodo went there too..........trying to get his hump back
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little one arrived home from school tonight with a book in hand from the Library. here is her first joke. (9yrs of age) Why do you have to be careful when it rains Cats and Dogs, I dont know! why do you have to be careful. Incase you stand in a poodle (poodle-puddle) get it i quickly informed her she can only read 1 joke out per night Start em young ... making people laugh will lighten up her world and those people that hear her jokes. Its nice to be known as a fun person .. in this serious world we live in. If you can make people laugh especially women you can get away with murder I have, as JTL says the ladies put this above a fat wallet or looks mostly. Anyway if you are always smiling it worries people (scared mostly) as they can't figure out why. The more hardship and sorrow you have had in your life makes you want to smile as you realise how short time is and to make the best of it by making someone else smile. You don't have to look far to realise how fortunate you are especially these days, so what's not to smile about. Fortunately my 3 offspring have sunny dispositions which I'm very thankful for. Looking forward to your daughters next joke Dean
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Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress....... a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, AND he begins to think totally irrationally. Ever stop to wonder why? Well?? It's because she smells like a new car !! 
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