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TRAVELLER IN THE FAR EAST TRIES ORDERING BREAKFAST
Room Service: "Morny, ruin sorbees"
Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialled room service."
RS: "Rye..ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen?
G: "Uh..yes, i'd like some bacon and eggs"
RS: "Ow July den"
G: "What?"
RS: "Ow July den?..pry, boy, pooch?"
G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled, please"
RS: "Ow July dee baychem...crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine"
RS: "Hokay. An San tos?"
G: "What?"
RS: "San tos. July san tos?"
G: "I don't think so"
RS: "No? Judo one toes?"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes'
means"
RS: "Toes! Toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we
bother?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast'. Fine, yes, an
English muffin will be fine"
RS: "We bother?"
G: "No, just put the bother on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side"
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Sorry?"
RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
G: "Yes, coffee please, and thats's all."
RS: "One minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache,
crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh,
and copy...rye?"
G: "Whatever you say"
RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
G: "You're welcome."
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Little boy gets home from school and says "Dad, I've got a part in the school play as a man who's been married for 25 years."
His Dad replies "Never mind Son. Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part !!"
Graham
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'Ere, I love Vegemite - doesn't mean I don't eat meat though... smile
Pass the Haggis laugh2 Had a lovely bit of haggis at a Burns night dinner on Saturday...
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Well done Ian. Unfortunately,  and I have finished the last lot I brought back from a butcher in Lockerbie at Christmas.
Graham (G4FUJ)
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Apologies Graham no offence meant - I imagine we are a smilar construction and you confused me temporarily  'Ere, I love Vegemite - doesn't mean I don't eat meat though...  Pass the Haggis 
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I have worked out that 100% of mog owners like food . Try Stornaway black pudding ( they will post it out to you ) . Ask Keith at BHM it melts in your mouth , made with beef dripping and caramelized onion its not stodgy its very light . The differance between a Cadburys Whisper and Asda smart chocolate.
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It's excellent stuff Jack had the good fortune to do a few months work up there and another of their specialities is clootie dumpling - best flash fried and it comes withyour Full Isle of Lewis breakfast if you look like a hungry lad or Morgan driver.
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My gran used to make Clootie puddings when I was at school lunch time wed & fri I had twice the distance to run to her house as my older female cousin did . I was quicker than Usain Bolt and first at the table every time , it used to worry the hell out of me in case she got my share . No microwave rubbish in those days homemade treacle or jam pudding with proper custard to follow . Never ran back to school just a slow walk with a full belly .
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Ah. homemade treacle or jam pudding with proper custard to follow, that bring back memories of my mum's meals.  My gran used to make Clootie puddings when I was at school lunch time wed & fri I had twice the distance to run to her house as my older female cousin did . I was quicker than Usain Bolt and first at the table every time , it used to worry the hell out of me in case she got my share . No microwave rubbish in those days homemade treacle or jam pudding with proper custard to follow . Never ran back to school just a slow walk with a full belly . Ah
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Apologies Graham no offence meant - I imagine we are a smilar construction and you confused me temporarily Yes, I suspect we probably are  Must try that black pudding JT - I've been buying some superb stuff from the same butcher in Lockerbie, from where I get the Haggis, and Fruit Pudding and Lorne Sausage... Now, I shall have to raid the food van that visits every morning - too much talk of food - I'll never get into one of those pilot jackets (nor the bucket seat on a +4SS come to that! ).
Graham (G4FUJ)
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