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Sorry, somone's going to have to explain that one to me.

Richard III

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/02/04/us-britain-richard-idUSBRE9130BW20130204

Thanks. I did not know about that. Very interesting.

Sorry Peter I forget how International the Forum is and of course the Island mentality creeps in ....

One more 'neigh' comment:

Latest menu suggestion from Findus - recommendation to accompany their Lasagne: 2 raw carrots and a sugar lump...

Hide and seek for Equines

I'm ready come and Findus

Did you hear about Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency?


She was out making her rounds visiting home-bound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a Texaco Gasoline station was just a block away. She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned. Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car.


She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.


All the time two Baptists Ladies watched from across the street; as she was pouring the gas into her tank, one of them turned to the other and said, 'If it starts, I'm turning Catholic.'

Findus fish fingers found to contain high percentage of Seahorse

Turns out the cheese on their lasagne was mascarpone

Have just received this in todays NHS Networks Bulletin...

Family of man left under car park blames NHS

The family of a man who lay for more than 500 years beneath a car park in Leicestershire "without once receiving medical attention" is to sue the NHS for negligence.
Campaigners have demanded a public enquiry into the death of Richard Plantagenet, who also suffered "centuries of abuse" from historians.
Mr Plantagenet was only 32 when he sustained serious injuries in the Battle of Bosworth Field during the course of his job as king of England.
Relatives of the dead man said employers had breached health and safety rules by failing to make clear the dangers of the job, which included regular pitched battles, defending the realm against foreign invasion and putting down rival claims to the throne.
The family also claim Mr Plantagenet, who suffered chronic back problems, was routinely bullied by colleagues about his appearance.
A preliminary investigation found that on the day he died Mr Plantagenet had gone into battle with substandard armour offering little protection from the broadsword, longbow and mace.
Government sources argue that Mr Plantagenet was aware that violent death was an occupational hazard.
Investigators reserved particular criticism for NHS staff, who failed to spot signs of depression despite Mr Plantagenet's frequent complaints of a "winter of discontent".
Relatives said that Mr Plantagenet might have survived his injuries had paramedics been quicker to reach the scene. One said: "He just stood there shouting for help, but an ambulance never came. Richard even tried to buy a horse to take him to hospital, but there wasn't one available at any price."
A post mortem concluded that cuts were a contributory factor in the death, which was "almost certainly avoidable".