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She squeals like a donkey .
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Brazilian by any chance  We should wax over that before it becomes a close shave 
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Jim Apple finds introducing himself very problematic when holidaying in France. A high level intellectual joke there. I always liked the story that Rolls Royce nearly called the silver shadow the siler mist. Mist in German is what comes out of the end of cows.
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That was the scream, just like the painting
JohnV6
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A guy goes to the local council to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him "Are you allergic to anything?".
He answers , " Yes caffine ".
Have you ever been in the services ?".
"Yes" he says " I was in Iraq for two years".
The interviewer says " That will give you 5 extra points towards employment " and then asks "Are you disabled in any way?".
The guy says yes ...a bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles off ".
The interviewer tells the guy "O.K. In that case I can hire you right now".
Normal hours are 8am to 2pm.
You can start tomorrow at 10:am -and plan on starting at 10AM every day .
The guy was puzzled and says "If the hours are from 8AM to 2PM why don't you want me to be here before 10AM?".
This is a council job the interviewer says.
"For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our bollocks, so theres not really any point in you coming in for that .
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Aussie Help Line....... " What's the problem cobber?"
" I'm in Darwin with my Sheila she's been stung on her pussy by a wasp, and now it has completely closed up?".
"Bummer mate !".
" Thanks mate, I had'nt thought of that, Bye".
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I used to build big computer network things in a previous role and one of the products used was from a US company called Alteon. They ran an advert which was so clear in its statement that I thought it needed an award. It got banned. The picture is somewhat abrupt and contains a (non-pornographic) naked ladies breast so please only open it if you are not in an office and do not find this offensive. http://www.zeldman.com/adgraveyard/6.html I understand this was not crafted using a robot but then again the most beautiful things in life rarely are. 8)
Everyone loves a Morgan. Even me, unless it's broken again.
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 I'd agree on the award! 
Graham (G4FUJ)
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Aussie Help Line....... " What's the problem cobber?"
" I'm in Darwin with my Sheila she's been stung on her pussy by a wasp, and now it has completely closed up?".
"Bummer mate !".
" Thanks mate, I had'nt thought of that, Bye".  
1975 4/4 4 seater, cream over blue; Q3 Quattro; Bicycle; Walking poles.
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I'd agree on the award! +1
Richard
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