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She squeals like a donkey .

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Originally Posted By Jack The Lad
Brazilian by any chance innocent

We should wax over that before it becomes a close shave
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Originally Posted By Richard - Aus
Jim Apple finds introducing himself very problematic when holidaying in France.


A high level intellectual joke there. I always liked the story that Rolls Royce nearly called the silver shadow the siler mist. Mist in German is what comes out of the end of cows.


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That was the scream, just like the painting


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A guy goes to the local council to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him "Are you allergic to anything?".

He answers , " Yes caffine ".

Have you ever been in the services ?".

"Yes" he says " I was in Iraq for two years".

The interviewer says " That will give you 5 extra points towards employment " and then asks "Are you disabled in any way?".

The guy says yes ...a bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles off ".

The interviewer tells the guy "O.K. In that case I can hire you right now".

Normal hours are 8am to 2pm.

You can start tomorrow at 10:am -and plan on starting at 10AM every day .

The guy was puzzled and says "If the hours are from 8AM to 2PM why don't you want me to be here before 10AM?".

This is a council job the interviewer says.

"For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our bollocks, so theres not really any point in you coming in for that .

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Aussie Help Line....... " What's the problem cobber?"

" I'm in Darwin with my Sheila she's been stung on her pussy by a wasp, and now it has completely closed up?".

"Bummer mate !".

" Thanks mate, I had'nt thought of that, Bye".

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I used to build big computer network things in a previous role and one of the products used was from a US company called Alteon. They ran an advert which was so clear in its statement that I thought it needed an award. It got banned.

The picture is somewhat abrupt and contains a (non-pornographic) naked ladies breast so please only open it if you are not in an office and do not find this offensive.

http://www.zeldman.com/adgraveyard/6.html

I understand this was not crafted using a robot but then again the most beautiful things in life rarely are. 8)


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Originally Posted By Jack The Lad
Aussie Help Line....... " What's the problem cobber?"

" I'm in Darwin with my Sheila she's been stung on her pussy by a wasp, and now it has completely closed up?".

"Bummer mate !".

" Thanks mate, I had'nt thought of that, Bye".


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Originally Posted By Graham, G4FUJ
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