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Graham that was "BRILL" just hunted down the chords on Ultimate guitar (Freebee Chords)  It could well become my party piece if only I could remember all the words 
Graham
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 was shown it last night and started to sing it . Thats a first she never sings .
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We have a heard of cows .
A flock of chickens .
A school of fish.
A gaggle of geese.
A pride of lions
However, less widley known is:
A murder of crows.
( including rooks and ravens. )
An exaltation of doves .
A congress of owls.
Now consider this
Baboons?.
They are the loudest , most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates .........
and what is the collective noun for a group of baboons?.
Yes ..... A PARLIAMENT !
Pretty much explains everything
YOU COULD NOT MAKE THAT UP .
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If only Guy Fawkes hadn't failed !
2009 4/4 Henrietta
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Hear hear!!! 
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Walking Eagle
President BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York.
He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living. He referred to his time
as a U.S. Senator and how he had voted for every Native American issue that came to the floor of the Senate.
Although President Obama was vague about the details of his plans, he seemed most enthusiastic and spoke eloquently about his ideas for
helping his "Red sisters and brothers".
At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented Obama with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, "Walking Eagle".
The proud President Obama accepted the plaque and then departed in his motorcade to a fundraiser, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came to select the new name they had given to the President. They explained
that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a bird so full of sh1t it can no longer fly.
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AUSSIE CHAT UP LINE
An Aussie bloke walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, " Is your date running late?" "No" he replies , " I just got this state-of-the-art watch?, and I was testing it ?".
The Aussie explains, " It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically ".
The Lady say's, "What's it saying now?".
Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers ".
The woman giggles and replies
"Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers !".
The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says,
" Bloody thing's an hour fast!".
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Very good Jack 
Richard
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