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Very good!  David Moyes spent 11 years trying to get Everton ahead of Man U...well done David, well done!
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...Content could be objectionable to some, not for the faint- hearted!  http://www.youtube.com/embed/-4EDhdAHrOg
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Excellent - he has yet to learn that they are "always right" when you need something ! 41 years before the mast has taught me this and various other survival techniques 
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Reckless Driver
A Manchester City fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every United supporter he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious Man U jersey. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them.
One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"
"I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down the road," replied the priest.
"Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road.
Suddenly, the driver saw a Man U supporter walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time.
Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything.
He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, "sorry Father, I almost hit that Manchester United supporter."
"That's OK," replied the priest "I got him with the door."
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David Moyes has promised fans of Manchester United that they will be in a major European competition next year...even if he has to write the song himself!!!!!!'
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Paddy texts his
wife...
“Mary, I'm just having one more pint with the lads.
If I'm not home in 20 minutes, read this message again."
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A magician worked on a cruise ship.
The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the Magician did every trick.
Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, "Look, It’s not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!” Or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the Captain's' parrot.
Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were on board.
The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea, as fate would have it .... With the parrot.
They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word.
This went on for a day... And then 2 days. And then 3 days. Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and said....
"OK, I give up. Where's the chuffing' ship?"
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A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Salvatore was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman.
Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.
After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finnish ?" She paused for a second , frowned , and replied , "No".
Surprised, Salvatore reached for her and the rattling returned .
This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion...
The sex finally ends and, again, Salvatore smiles and asks, "You finnish?"Again after a short pause, she returns his smile , cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."
Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied. Salvatore reaches for the woman yet again .
Using the last bit of his strength, he barely manages it,
but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets .
Exhausted, Salvatore falls onto his back, gasping..
Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finnish?"
Barley able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear,
"No, I,m Norwegian".
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Very good and made funnier as I am in Norway!
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You are not sitting in a pub with a beer !!!!!!!!!!!!!! are you ( cough cough ) 
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