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That had SWMBO asking why I was laughing out loud. Excellent.

Been there, had that. Never a pleasant experience on several levels. You just have to detach and let it happen in as short a time as possible.

The way I see it if they don't catch it you can expect it to get a lot worse than discomfort.

Barium Enema's are another wonderful moment in personal degradation. They hang about for weeks leaving a wonderful sheen on the surface.....


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Originally Posted By Alistair

Barium Enema's are another wonderful moment in personal degradation. They hang about for weeks leaving a wonderful sheen on the surface.....


The answer is to follow the Barium enema with a colonoscopy, the pre-purge clears out the Barium goo very well.


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Billy Connolly sheds more light on the matter...

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Originally Posted By Jays
Wonderful! I had the reverse procedure last year.....down the throat. I was praying that the rumours they use the same endoscope for colonoscopies was not true!


John,
swmbo tells me they don't use the same probes for different orifices. They do of course clean & reuse them.

So I hope that helps.
John


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