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Guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.
Guy behind the counter says , "Male or Female?"
Customer, "Female".
Counter guy asks, "Black or White?"
Customer says, "White."
Counter guy ask's , "Christian or Muslim?"
Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"
Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up."
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Has a lot to Say!
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What's better than roses  round your piano ?  Tulips round your organ 
Graham
Waking up is a good start to the day !!
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Rene Descartes joins his philosophical and other friends in a bar in Paris. He asks for a small Creme de Menthe. The philosophers get chatting about the state of the world and how to put it right. Pascal turns to Descartes and asks if he would like another Creme de Menthe. Descartes replies "I think not" - Poof - he was gone!
Best Regards
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If I got £1 for every time I looked at the negative side of things,
I'd have way too many taxes to pay.
Richard
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I don't understand the fuss about Moyes being terrible. Why does no one give him credit for his consistency as a manager which is an important attribute... After all he always guided Everton to 6th-7th place in the league.
Richard
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David Moyes spent 10 years trying to get Everton ahead of Man U.
Well done David, well done.
Richard
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Went on the local OCD Society annual pub crawl a couple of weeks ago.
Bit disappointing, didn't get at all messy.
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Learner Plates Off!
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What does an agnostic, dyslectic insomniac do?
He stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
M3W, now!!!
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An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and haircut, but he tells the barber he probably can't get all of his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber takes a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years. But he wanted to know what would have happened If he had swallowed that little ball.
The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.." .
2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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Very good 
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