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JTL

The truth be told you won't come here because of our tradition of shouting a round of beers

You are safe at Bondi.....the only danger is tripping over whilst being distracted by the nubile women!

It's when you go around the "zoo" attached to Sydney aquirum with creepy crawlies of all types. For each specicies it lists the top 20 (or 10) most dangerous and proudly states how many are Australian in the top 10 or 20.

When it gets to earwigs it states that these let Australia down as none of the most dangerous are Australian!

Says it all really.

After your reassurance Jay maybe I'll have to re asses the long haul flying issue.... nubile women you say

Or the chippy proudly selling deep fried Mars bars!!

We like to say we have many white pointers at our beaches and we don't nesessarily mean sharks

Ahh! Bondi: the third largest New Zealand city. Ozzies will know what I mean

I lived there for a while, in an apartment just across the road from the Northern end of the beach.

I had enough of my mates trying that dryer than the Gobi desert and I don't drink ( almost tea total ) have been since I was banned from my mates local for telling the village bully to stop using the F word in front of people and mainly women . I would have a 1/2 of the black stuff , they would down a dozen pints or more each . The ban was when I was courting we had a courting tiff I phoned from the pub to say sorry ( dont know if it was my fault ) The 15 pints a night bully told me to get off the f/ing phone I ignored his demand as he just wanted to be boss no one was waiting. He became worse with the F/word and it was near the womens toilet so I told him to stop the swearing in front of women . He hit me with a good one and knocked me into the womens loo . I was up and back out to finish off what he started but my mate 6ft2in and 19 stone was sitting watching , he ran into the doorway landed one punch and the bully was on the floor asleep . I played hell with him as I wanted to complete what the bully had started. The pub committee had a closed meeting the bully drank about 15 pints a day I drank a 1/2 of the black stuff once a week . I was banned but it was not for the punch it was about me holding them up for money . Decorators had asked me a while before to supply all the stuff to do it from top to bottom . The land Lord was son in law to a con artist who had tried to pull a fast one on me . I asked for 25% off the decorators. Drove the stuff to the place in the van and let them get started when they returned for the rest I asked for the other 75% . They did not have it and the pub would not give them it . I went to see this committee. Told them I want the 75% first are the going to give me a cheque. They said no so I said bye bye and walked off before I got over the car park the head chap was running after me with the cheque . I delivered the rest of the gear that a/noon . So they had a grudge against me. It did me a favour my mate refused to change his local and I was courting who has never drank at all things started to get and we just go to pubs that do food . Never been to a pub for just a drink for many years .



quote=Digimap]JTL

The truth be told you won't come here because of our tradition of shouting a round of beers [/quote]

Interesting Peter. The first place I lived when I first left home was on the southern end of the beach on Campbell Parade directly above the Lamrock Café. You guessed it - had a New Zealand flat mate, those were the days...

RIP Aus actor