He may have just been so Money super market he did not know it.
In 1992 I did a spell for the Samaritans they tested me by placing me in another room by myself with a phone and the boss a woman hit me hard on the phone . She tried every sexual thing known to man to see if I kept cool or would crack . Remember it could be real and you have the balance of a life in your hands at times , but you dont know when . I past kept my cool but did not stay because on a night shift, if stuck on a phone and it could be hours . No one can phone your wife to say you are stuck and a short why , i thought that wrong along with no mater what i could not tell June about it.
Now this should make you smile the local vicar was Gay a very gentle chap elderly and the heart of a saint . I liked him he was easy to chat to. I asked him about the Samaritans and he was one. When it came to Jnrs christening i invited a few mog owners . One had a blind wife the other Peter a cockney and a rough arsed mate from Bedlington with a +8 along with there wives. The vicar went over to Mike and spoke in that odd voice put his hand on his shoulder . " dont i know you Michael hav'nt we met befor". I was gone so was Peter for the rest of the day, Peter and I pulled Mike to bits . We kept going over and chatting him up softly then put our hand on him . We heard a few swear words , such as please go away in French I think.
I sincerely hope that the black bits and pieces have removed themselves from your bits and pieces by now and that you have had a damn good thrashing from your lovely before falling asleep in each others arms.
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, an Americans, an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbeki, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uraguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, a Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamanian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and a South African all walked into a posh French restaurant and the maitre d' said, "Sorry messieurs, but I cannot let you in wizzout a Thai."
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You know it makes sense! 
