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On the subject of funeral Directors a few weeks ago we had those violent winds the builders outside the area told me the building next door but one had a hole in the roof . It was the undertaker on my South side . Tracy a blonde girl with a bent sense of humour runs it, so I went in to tell her. She informs me they know about it . But points out she is not a spooky person . Went upstairs ( they keep the bodies down stairs ) . While up she hears a noise then another ran for the lads who just laughed and sent her back up. She was frightened looked in the attic and two pigeons trying to have it off flew at her , she screamed no wonder a strange sound in the area . She dropped the lid screamed and off . I could not stop laughing 
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Thats a good one!!
Made me smile!!
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Needs to Get Out More!
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Hmmmmm,
Fishy sounds coming from the undertakers eh!
Did her legs turn to jelly(fish)?
The guy who sent her up will be in for it...eel be in trouble...
Do they have a fish tank there ro soothe the clients? Any ghost fish in it?
Cod be a good idea to get one if they haven't.
It should be plaiced in a suitable spot.
As an aside....when I was a nipper my grandad used to rake me to the workshop where he made coffins. He was a retired carpenter but his mate was an undertaker. Just about all work done on a tablesaw, channels cut to enable bending of the sides etc. I reckon I could make one now if needed! My dad was a coachbuilder and did work on the hearses etc too.
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I think we can milk this thread a bit longer...
Does the Plus 8 have nipples?
Last edited by MarioCP; 27/01/16 06:45 PM.
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Graham (G4FUJ)
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Does the Plus 8 have nipples? Count them.
Best Regards
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More than all the BULLS talked on here.
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Talking of cats, our pet moggie has taken to sleeping in the passenger seat of the Mog. Is this because of a natural connectivity?
Ken A.
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Hi Ken
I hope you are doing well. Just an idea, as this is the welcome forum, and in the meantime you had the chance to introduce yourself thoroughly, perhaps it make sense if you open a new thread in the corresponding section.
Pets e.g. could be talked about at the Malvern Arms section. Cats (depending how many cells) could probably be discussed in the Maintenance & Servicing section.
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If milk has been spilled in the Mog the moggy may go for it.
Fish could be an other reason.
Could well be that the cat is waiting there to hunt for little trolls.
Hannes
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now: Red 4/4 Sport; 2011
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