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A gnats cock can be anything from a thousandth of an inch to 1 mile it all depends where you are viewing it from innocent


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Originally Posted By Eric Gill Sans
Humphrey Littleton on 'I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue' referred to a 'gnat's whisker' as the arbatory smallest measurement

I would think the 'gnats bollock' is quite a bit larger


Do Gnats have whiskers? thinking


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I'm ex-Navy - anyone hear of a "RCH" ?

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Originally Posted By tnj
I'm ex-Navy - anyone hear of a "RCH" ?


A reference to a ginger haired lady's downstairs coiffure as I recall.....


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Originally Posted By DaveW

A tad more is more than a gnats.
A smidgeon is probably between the two.


We used to love teasing a fellow crew member on a boat I used to race on about how many tads there were in a smidge (as he was always asking for the kicker to be let out a smidgen, or the halyard to be taken up a tad).


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And a measurement of time.....2 hairs past a freckle...


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And when i was working as contractor to the GPO, installing ventilation fans that had serious moving parts i was introduced to ...."The British Standard Finger"....Apparently there was such an item that must not be able to be poked through a guard enclosing a moving part. The mind boggles!!


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Reminds me of a 'British Standard Handful' for, shall we say, a ladies bra cup size!

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