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Its not Friday but here goes...

A wife asks her husband a question in a very seductive voice.

“Darling, have you ever seen $20.00 all crumpled up?”

“No” said her husband.

She gave him a very sexy little smile, unbuttoned her blouse and slowly reached down in her cleavage created by a soft, silky push up bra and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.

He took the twenty dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.

Then she asked:

“Have you ever seen a $50.00 note all crumpled up?”

“No I haven’t” he said with an anxious tone in his voice.

She gave him another sexy little smile pulled up her skirt, seductively reached into her tight panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.

He took the crumpled fifty dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

“Now” she said:

“Have you ever seen $50,000 all crumpled up?”

“No way” he said becoming even more aroused and excited, to which she replied:

“Good, go look in the garage”


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Excellent OZ


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Therefore: never ever accept she drives the M3W! nono


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Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an Open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in The room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.
If they are counting the Bricks.
Put them in the accounts Department .
If they are recounting them..
Put them in auditing ..
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering .
If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning .
If they are throwing the bricks at each other.
Put them in operations .
If they are sleeping.
Put them in security .
If they have broken the bricks into pieces.
Put them in information Technology .
If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources .
If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved.
Put them in sales.
If they have already left for the day.
Put them in marketing .
If they are staring out of the Window.
Put them on strategic Planning.
And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved...
Congratulate them and put them in Top Management


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There is a certain truth in that analogy..!!


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Those are the words of A VERY BRAVE MAN. crazy2


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Originally Posted By Ray
Those are the words of A VERY BRAVE MAN. crazy2


It was probably his epitaph... wink


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Originally Posted By 4/4sportsfun
Originally Posted By Ray
Those are the words of A VERY BRAVE MAN. crazy2


It was probably his epitaph... wink


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