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Jack,

I agree with what you say about my beloved Ferrari but I can't help myself. Re. Frank's daughter, after me you're first.

Don't forget to leave me some ladders I'm a short arse . . My kind mates used to say to the girls on a Sat night " you are alright he car'nt reach that high". To which my reply was "they are all the same height lying down " .

Naughty, naughty!! I bet 'er indoors isn't reading this.

Is married to me LUCKY LASS she often walks past looks over my shoulder and reads whats on the screen as she brings me a mug of coffee and a chocolate biscuit or two . I hide nothing from her . Gives me that look you know the one "I married an idiot but I love him" . All women have it . Its a few year ago when Jnr was going to school June was taunting me in the bedroom one Sunday m/ing ( NO NOT THAT KIND ). So I hit her with the pillow WALLOP it ended up one each , in runs Jnr grabs one I am not missing this she thought . I had to fight both of them so opened my sock draw and bombarded them , but I had nothing else left so its there turn . We all ended up in a pile on the floor in stitches . Then it took ages to put the room back to what it was and find my socks in places you would never think . Its like a mad house only me to keep it sane.

A bit like TM then?