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Really fed up with all these new years sales. Went to Selfridges and they don't sell fridges. Went to Currys and they don't sell curries. Went to Boots and they don't sell boots. I wasn't very impressed with the Virgin Megastore either. 
Neil
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Needs to Get Out More!
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Giles. Mogless in Paris.
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Wave & smile... It's a Morgan Member of the Inner Circle
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Really fed up with all these new years sales. Went to Selfridges and they don't sell fridges. Went to Currys and they don't sell curries. Went to Boots and they don't sell boots. I wasn't very impressed with the Virgin Megastore either.
2008 XXVII Platform, Bugatti Blue Roadster 4 Seater
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Salty Sea Dog Member of the Inner Circle
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Graham (G4FUJ)
Sold L44FOR 4/4 Giallo Fly
'09 Gen2 MINI Cooper ragtop
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I didn't meet anyone called Duncan when I went for a doughnut.
Best Regards
Lang may yer lum reek
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Paddy spies a letter lying on his doormat.
It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".
Paddy spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
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Paddy shouts frantically into the phone
"My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.
"No", shouts Paddy, "this is her husband!"
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An old Irish farmer's dog goes missing and he's inconsolable.
His wife says "Why don't you put an advert in the paper?"
He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
"What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks.
"Here boy" he replies.
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Paddy's in Jail......
Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.
"What on earth you doing?" he asks.
"Hanging myself" Paddy replies.
"It should be around your neck" says the Guard.
"I know" says Paddy "but I couldn't breathe".
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An answer I can understand.
An American tourist asks an Irishman:
"Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which the Irishman replies:
"They have to go backwards.
If they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat."
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And saving the best 'til last ...
Paddy rings his new girlfriend's door bell, holding a big bunch of flowers.
She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in.
She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her knickers off and says
'This is for the flowers!'
'Don't be silly,' says Paddy,
'You must have a vase somewhere!
Neil
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Some good ones! 
Hannes
once: Green M3W; 2013
now: Red 4/4 Sport; 2011
and some practical cars for use in real life
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Hope they weren't roses 
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Gone to Porsche Part of the Furniture
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My favorite Paddy's in Jail...... Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet. "What on earth you doing?" he asks. "Hanging myself" Paddy replies. "It should be around your neck" says the Guard. "I know" says Paddy "but I couldn't breathe".
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Never found a girlfriend over here like that -- more's the pity!!!!!!
Robbie
2021 Plus Four -- Helga
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