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Nick

God give me strength how long has it taken this old fart to learn what we all new when the idiot boy decided to hop into bed with Bush.

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Q. Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?


A. So that when they return to port they Scandinavian



I've found a chipshop that serves its food on copier paper.
It's a little plaice on the A4
It's open evry day baramundi

Down in Cornwall....
The two maiden siblings of William Penn's mother posted the following sign outside their pie shop.
Beef & Onion £1.40
Chicken & mushroom £1.40
Steak & Ale £2.35
These were or course the Pie Rates of Penn's aunts

An Army General asks his Chief Weapons Designer what he is working on.
"Well" says the Chief "We've invented a rocket powered projectile that flies to the target and urinates all over the enemy".
"Really" says the General. "What do you call it?"
"An Incontinent Ballistic Missile".

In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for $1.75, a chicken and mushroom pie for $1.60 and an apple pie for $2.15.
In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you $2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is $1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for $1.95.
In Trinidad and Tobago, that steak and kidney pie comes in at $2.50, but you can two for $3.50, while the chicken and mushroom pie is $2.25, or two for $3.25.
They also offer meat and potato pie for $2, or two for $3.
Their apple pies and cherry pies are often sold for $2.75, or two (any combination) for $4.75.
Those my friends are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean....