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2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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I asked my friend, who had relocated to Switzerland not long ago what's the best thing about living there. Well the flag is a big plus, he replied.
Next....
I once made a belt out of ten pound notes. Turned out to be a waist of money.
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A Russian spy was dropped by parachute in the Welsh hills with instructions to contact a Mr Jones in the small village of Llanfair and give him the coded message: “The tulips are blooming well today.”
Arriving at the village he asked a small boy where Mr Jones lived and was directed to a small cottage.
He knocked on the door and the owner emerged: “Are you Mr Jones?”
“I am.”
“The tulips are blooming well today.”
Mr Jones stared at him in amazement then smiled: “Ah, you must have the wrong house.
“It's Jones the Spy you want.”
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the freedom to rasp at will is a huge bonus for us all. Not least because it gives us the opportunity to congratulate the trumpeter with such phrases as: "More tea, Vicar? Or can I press you to another tart?" "A bit more choke and that would have started" "A confident appeal by the Australians there" "Jolly good fanfare on the old dung trumpet" "Speak up Brown, you're through"
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the freedom to rasp at will is a huge bonus for us all. "A bit more choke and that would have started" "A confident appeal by the Australians there"  Not heard those two before
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My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.
We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIME S LAST YEAR'
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .....Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TI ME S LAST YEAR'
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than
twice a week! ........You could learn a lot from him.'
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TI ME S LAST YEAR'
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day...You could REALLY learn something from this one.'
I looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'
My condition has been upgraded from critical
to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery
Richard
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This really made me laugh. The 'Yorkshire Haka' performed by a group of Lions fans in New Zealand in the recent tour. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO0_15LOYCA
Giles. Mogless in Paris.
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