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I'm a bit worried that these North Korean missiles can make it to New York
If they can make it there, they can make it anywhere
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 Shamelessly stolen for Facebook
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Shamelessly stolen for Facebook Facebook? No! Pistonheads! A better class of person is found there!
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I don't care where it came from. It made me laugh. 
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No, I meant I was nicking it to go on my Facebook feed!
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I was at the cash machine at the bank. An old lady came up to me and asked if I would check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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Two wives went for a girls' night out, and ended up having a bit too much to drink.
Walking home, they realised they were desperate for a pee, so they went into a cemetery to relieve themselves. Having nothing to wipe with, one used her knickers, and the other grabbed a wreath from a nearby gravestone.
The next morning, one of the husbands rang the other. "No more girls' nights out for my wife, she came home with no knickers on".
"You think that's bad? Mine had a card stuck in her bum crack which said 'From all the lads at the Fire Station, we'll never forget you'! "
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Two wives went for a girls' night out, and ended up having a bit too much to drink.
Walking home, they realised they were desperate for a pee, so they went into a cemetery to relieve themselves. Having nothing to wipe with, one used her knickers, and the other grabbed a wreath from a nearby gravestone.
The next morning, one of the husbands rang the other. "No more girls' nights out for my wife, she came home with no knickers on".
"You think that's bad? Mine had a card stuck in her bum crack which said 'From all the lads at the Fire Station, we'll never forget you'! " Hose been a naughty girl, then? 
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