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QEII - What hat should I wear to Mozambique, Philip?
Phil the Greek - Wear the fox hat.
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Lang may yer lum reek
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Giles, Somewhere I have a typewritten copy of that "Accident Report" from my first or second trip to sea in 1978... 
Graham (G4FUJ)
Sold L44FOR 4/4 Giallo Fly
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A rather 'frustrated' woman went to the super market to try to take her mind off her overly erotic thoughts .
As she moved through the aisles she saw bananas, apples and so many other things that made her recall rather than forget her erotic mood.
She ended up buying far more than she needed .
When she arrived at the checkout there was a young man packing bags .
As he packed her bags his muscles gleamed under the fluorescent lights and she could make out the contours of his fit body under his tight T shirt and trousers .
She could hardly control herself .
After she paid she asked the young man if he could help her to her car with her many heavy bags of groceries.
The young man obliged.
As they walked through the car park the lady finally lost control.
She placed her hand on the young mans bottom and said "I have an itchy pussy".
To which the young man replied .
"You'll have to show me where it is' cause all these Japanese cars look the same to me".
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' cause all these Japanese cars look the same to me".
Itchy or not - all these Japanese look the same to me. 
Hannes
once: Green M3W; 2013
now: Red 4/4 Sport; 2011
and some practical cars for use in real life
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JTL sent me this earlier  . A man and his wife moved back home to Cavan from Liverpool. The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in Britain was £2,000 per annum. When they arrived in Bailieborough, they went to an Insurance Agency to see how much it would cost to insure the wooden leg. The Agent looked it up on the computer and said to the couple, “39 Euros” The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in Ireland to insure as it cost him £2,000.00 in England? The Agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said, “Well, here it is on the screen, it says – ‘Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system over it, is 39 Euros!!’
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Years ago one pub in our town was a known "herbal based " venue. It was called "Ty Melyn".....Translates as Yellow House. On weekends especially you could stand outside near the extractor vents and "passively indulge". The pub closed many years ago and is now a derelict eyesore. On our post match pub crawls we used to leapfrog it to the other pubs. One pub that was on the list was the Whitehall Vaults.....it made the tv news when they started topless barmaids! Before you comment....the beer was on tap not in "jugs"!  What a great place of illrepute that was
.+8 Now gone for a 1800 4/4. Duratec in bright yellow.
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Learner Plates Off!
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Our dog went missing yesterday, the missus told me to go and find him. I looked every f***ing where, in the park,down by the river, out on the common,nothing. So I went home and told the wife, she went ballistic and told me I should look harder, so I went out, had my head shaved and got a tattoo but I still can't find that f***ing dog.
John
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Bet you kept abreast of them .  Years ago one pub in our town was a known "herbal based " venue. It was called "Ty Melyn".....Translates as Yellow House. On weekends especially you could stand outside near the extractor vents and "passively indulge". The pub closed many years ago and is now a derelict eyesore. On our post match pub crawls we used to leapfrog it to the other pubs. One pub that was on the list was the Whitehall Vaults.....it made the tv news when they started topless barmaids! Before you comment....the beer was on tap not in "jugs"! What a great place of illrepute that was
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2009 4/4 Sport Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
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1993 Con Green +8 prev
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2009 4/4 Sport Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
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1993 Con Green +8 prev
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