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One of the other lines included a toast to the pigeon that cra*ped on the groom's family's car...
I really must find that album - wherever it has been "stored" smile

Alistair, do net fret about the manual, if you haven't worked it out by now, it's probably not worth worrying about! laugh2


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He feel in love with himself at an early age and has remained loyal ever since.


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A chicken farmer went to the local bar....He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne.

The woman said: "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne".

"What a coincidence" said the farmer, who added: " It is a special day for me .... I'm celebrating".

"It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" said the woman
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"What a coincidence" said the farmer.

While they toasted, the man asked: "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I are trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant"

"What a coincidence!" said the man. "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs. "

"This is awesome" said the woman. "What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?"

"I used a different rooster" the farmer said.

The woman smiled and said: "What a coincidence".


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It's a name thing.
What if.......
Celebrities married.......
Whoopi Goldberg married Peter Cushing.
Carrie Fisher married Phil Oakey.
Beyonce married Andrew Castle (tennis player).
Isla St Clare(generation game) married Manfred Mann.
Isla could have married Barry White.
Divorce Barry and keep his name then marry Brian Ferry for double barrel effect.


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A man walks into a library. Sks the librarioan for the newly published book on small penises.
She replied..."it's not in yet".
He replied...
"That's the one!"
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Albert Einstein was a genius.
His brother ,Frank, was a monster.
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