I should have told you from y/day m/ing I get free dusters . Because the lane to the garage is a longish one and out of the way , I get every leaf that falls blowing along hence forever sweeping it up and filling our bins . I was doing it on Sunday m/ing before we went to a Christmas fair . While near the old church wall I spotted something covered with the odd leaf or two .
On pushing it with the broom it turned out to be two pair of lady's knickers . Yes I know its the frozen North up here but I never thought they would do what they all say "its cold enough for two pair." Ah well being as I have my draws! against the garage wall ( inside ) and these ones are metal ( think what you want ) but I know they are full of micro fibre dusters I won't need the knickers .
Over the years I have caught the odd naughty couple one night a couple was well at it against my garage door as we drove a tin top along the lane. I switched to main beam

telling me off as I

grabbed the garage door remote

said you are not" she ought to know me better than that . I had already pressed it

. Up went the door I have heard of a knee tremble'r but not an arse tremble'r. I

as they both grabbed their clothes and ran . Oddly the mog is nicknamed
the mistress off

. Anyone know where you can buy a red light bulb .