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Originally Posted By sospan
Well...when we go out we share the driving. Not exactly on a “who’s turn tonight?” theme.
I drive to the pub and swmbo drives home.

So...does this mean we will have a series of less than pc jokes?


I think you just started one laugh2


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Typical Aussie humor ! most will have seen it before but just in case--still brings a smile or Grimace


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Ouch ....


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Ouch indeed.


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My mate is in hospital. He ate a daffodil bulb thinking it was an onion.
Doctor says he will be out in the Spring.


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He just updated me......
They found a piece of lettuce leaf hanging from his rear aperture ( euphamism used to protect the faint hearted).
They said it could be serious. Might be the tip of an iceberg.


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News flash.....
A major fight has broken out in a petrol station. Twenty people have been arrested in Total.
A police spokesman stated..
“All Shell has broken out “.

Last edited by sospan; 03/01/18 04:33 PM. Reason: Typo

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Phill, you must have had a posh box of crackers for xmas. grin2


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Originally Posted By Ray
Phill, you must have had a posh box of crackers for xmas. grin2


What flavour crisps do pilots prefer..........................


"Plane".

This was our best cracker joke. We actually laughed.


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Why is it that many F1 drivers have names linked to Scottish towns?

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