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Bill was getting on in years and started having a little problem, particularly in the winter and spring, so he went to talk to his doctor.
"Doctor I'm having a little problem. Every time I cough or sneeze I wet myself."
"You mean you're incontinent?" The doctor asked.
Bill thought for a moment "No. Here in England too!"
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Bacon and eggs walk into a bar and order a beer, the bartender says sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.
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Bacon and eggs walk into a bar and order a beer, the bartender says sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.  
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I don’t know whether you listen to Radio 4 and 4 extra comedy but I was in stitches listening to this sketch Show the other night If this link works - listen to the sketch at 12 minutes 30 seconds in http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b09l21yy
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Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty people from Liverpool showed up .
Never having seeing anyone from Liverpool at Heavens door , St Peter said he would check with God
After hearing the news God, instructed him to admit the 10 most virtuous people from the group. A few minutes later, St Peter returned to God breathless and said. "They are gone". "What?" all of the Liverpudlians are gone" asked God". "No"?
replied St. Peter,
"The Pearly Gates."
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An old one but a good one Jack.
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That's cheating you don't get snow over their.
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