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Originally Posted By Ray
Originally Posted By +8Rich
I can imagine the created atmosphere..

I didn't see it but I heard one quote from it - P would you call yourself a feminist ? Donald I wouldn't go that far but I do love men and women !

Is it worth watching Giles ?
Only if you have a spare hour of life to waste.


Oh no never a spare one to waste is there.

Giles is currently on holiday so he has good reason to be titillated.


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Did they have to
wash him down in GUNK? laugh


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That thought pleases me a lot laugh2..


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A friend’s wife asked him what he was doing today.
“Nothing planned” was his reply.
She then reminded him that he had done nothing the previous day.
Quick as a flash he came back with.
“I know. I haven’t finished yet”

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Originally Posted By +8Rich


I was at first not sure who to be sorry for but then I saw this as a win win.


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Originally Posted By Ray
Did they have to
wash him down in GUNK? laugh


I think he also comes pre-coated through years of experience.


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I walked into a chemist and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman I was speaking with said she was the only Pharmacist and since she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees.

She asked if she could help me. I said that I really would have preferred to speak with a male Pharmacist. She assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss,
I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.
I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, "As a shy man, this is tough for me to discuss, but here goes. I get erections every day that last more than four hours. This condition causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?"

The Pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do:

* 1/3 ownership in the store,
* a company SUV,
* a king size bed and
* £2,000 a month in living expenses."


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laugh2 laugh2 Very good..


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We are away for a few days. We called in the bar after a nice walk.
I ordered the drinks. I had some Nobby’s nuts. Luckily they have an ointment in the pharmacy to help.


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