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Steve we help a chap about 90 year old lost his wife last year he calls in for a chat tea and cake etc and I loan him DVDs no not that kind . He leaves my jokes standing I have to gulp at some . But as he says he was a miner so they had a stunning gift for laughter they could be killed anytime hence laugh while you can . The jokes from him come in a pile or not at all . I sent a couple of DVDs to Keith at BHM CLEAN ONES  trying to help him speak English like me. With a bit of luck heel be tarkin Geordie tither in nee time at arl. 
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With temperatures dropping sub zero last week, it was the first time I saw a socialist MP with his hands in his own pockets. 
Dirk
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Tim H.
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A man buys an Aero and is really beginning to enjoy it when he spots flashing lights behind him. So he shoots away and is up way past 100mph when he realizes what he is doing .
He slows down , then pulls over and soon the copper pulls up behind him .
He comes over to the window and asks "What were you thinking taking off like that?"
"Well", the man replies thinking about it for a bit . "A few years ago a patrol officer ran off with my wife".
"What does that have to do with anything".
"I thought you were bringing her back".
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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.
The Welsh now have their own internet porn channel. Its called Ewetube.
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Richard June went all soft when she saw the puppy , come to think of it so did I just wanted to pick it up and cuddle it . THE PUPPY NOT  
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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.
 Genius!
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Richard June went all soft when she saw the puppy , come to think of it so did I just wanted to pick it up and cuddle it . THE PUPPY NOT It had much the same effect on Heather John  ..
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