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It was all part of my inductance training.
2009 4/4 Sport Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Con Green +8 prev
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Needs to Get Out More!
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The electrician got home from the pub just before midnight.
His Missus said "Why are you insulate?"
He replied "Watt's it to you. I'm Ohm aren't I ? "
Giles. Mogless in Paris.
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Learner Plates Off!
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An RAF bomber plane was flying over Syria when he noticed a flying carpet on each side of his plane both with a machine gunner on board. Sensing danger he shot them down.
Back at Akrotiri he got a right b*ll*cking
- apparently they were Allied Carpets!
John
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A lot of bright Sparks on here tonight.
.+8 Now gone for a 1800 4/4. Duratec in bright yellow.
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Salty Sea Dog Member of the Inner Circle
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Ohm my God.
You have a capacity for dreadful puns. At least it makes a change from all the fishy puns...  (I probably shouldn't have added that to the thread!) 
Graham (G4FUJ)
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She was only a fishmongers daughter but she could lay on the slab & say fillet.
JohnV6
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Scruffy Oik Member of the Inner Circle
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She was only the undertaker's daughter but anyone cadaver.
Tim H.
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I know a ruder one about an Admiral daughter & Naval seamen but will refrain from posting it here.
JohnV6
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She was only the gas welder's daughter, but she had acetylene thighs...
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Scruffy Oik Member of the Inner Circle
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I know a ruder one about an Admiral daughter & Naval seamen but will refrain from posting it here.  I was thinking of that one too! She was only the Stablehand's daughter, but all the horse manure.
Tim H.
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