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Now that is worrying Peter.
Great poster though.
JohnV6
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Went to my mates for a coffee and chat. I was making the coffee. I went to the fridge and found two milk bottles. One full and the other empty. I asked...why is there an empty milk bottle in there? He replied....in case someone wants a black coffee. 
Plus Four MY23 Furka Rouge
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During our chat the same mate said he disliked Formula E.
Honestlywith him , it’s just whine, whine whine...
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Bought some aftershave today that smells of breadcrumbs.
The birds love it.
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Honestly, it doesn't show! 
Graham (G4FUJ)
Sold L44FOR 4/4 Giallo Fly
'11 MINI Countryman Cooper D All4
'90 LR 90 SW
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Talk Morgan Enthusiast
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A slice of apple pie is $2.00 in Jamaica whilst in the Bahamas it’s $2.50. In Trinidad it reaches an amazing £3.25.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Morgan Plus 4
Royal Enfield Classic 350
Brompton M6L
Giant TCX Advanced
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Subject: - Bug Report – New Computer Software
Wife 1.0 Upgrade
Last year a friend of mine upgraded GirlFriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it’s a memory hog leaving very little system resources for other applications.
He is now only noticing that Wife 1.0 also is spawning child–processes which are further consuming valuable resources.
No mention of this particular phenomenon was included in the product brochure or the documentation, though other uses have informed him that this is to be expected due to the nature of the application.
Not only that, Wife 1.0 installs itself such that it is always launched at system initialisation where it can monitor all other system activity. He’s finding that some applications such as PokerNight10.3, BeerBash 2.5 and PubNight 7.0 are no longer able to run at all and crash the system when selected even though they had always worked fine before!
At installation, Wife 1.0 provides no option as to the installation of undesired Plug-Ins such as MotherinLaw 55.8 and BrotherinLaw Beta release.
Also, system performance seems to diminish with each passing day.
Some features he’d like to see in the upcoming Wife 2.0:-
* A “Don’t remind me again” button
* Minimise button
* An install shield that allows Wife 2.0 be installed with an option to uninstall at anytime without loss of cache and other system resources.
* An option to run the network driver in promiscuous mode which would allow the system hardware probe tool to be much more useful.
I personally decided to avoid all the headaches associated with Wife 1.0 by sticking with GirlFriend 2.0. Even so I found some problems.
Apparently you cannot install GirlFriend 2.0 on top of GirlFriend1.0. You must uninstall GirlFriend 1.0 first.
Other users say this is a long standing bug which I should have been aware of. Apparently the versions of GirlFriend have conflicts over the shared use of the I/O port. You think they would they would have fixed such a stupid bug by now.
To make matters worse the uninstall program for GirlFriend 1.0 doesn’t work very well leaving undesirable traces of the application in the system.
There is another problem. All versions of Girlfriend continually popup little annoying messages about the advantages of upgrading to Wife 1.0
But here is a major WARNING......
Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete ALL MSMoney files before doing an uninstall itself then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install claiming insufficient resources.
Be afraid, be very afraid...
A Morgan Identified Fastidious Owner...
2011 4/4 Bespoke, 1981 Delorean, Auburn Boat Tail
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Formerly known as Aldermog Member of the Inner Circle
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This notice is mounted above the Mens Toilet at the Aircraft Museum where I volunteer...  Very appropriate as the Museum is really a Day Center for old men with an obsessive interest in RAF Aircraft....
Peter,
66, 2016 Porsche Boxster S
No longer driving Tarka, the 2014 Plus 8...
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Scruffy Oik Member of the Inner Circle
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Keeping a tank of tropical fish at home can have a marvellous calming effect on the brain.
Apparently it's all to do with the indoor fins.
Tim H.
1986 4/4 VVTi Sport, 2002 LR Defender, 2022 Mini Cooper SE
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