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Three nuns were driving home when their car broke down. A woman in a Rolls Royce stopped and gave them a lift.
The first nun said: "What a beautiful car you are driving."
The woman answered a bit shy: "My naked friends bought me that"
After a while the second nun said: "What a beautiful necklace you are wearing."
Again the woman answered: "My naked friends bought me that."
Then the third nun said: "What a beautiful fur coat you have."
And the woman answered: "My naked friends bought me that"
When they arrived at the convent the nuns said to each other before entering: "Next time the bishop will not get away with his bar of chocolat!"
Dirk
1993 Morgan +4 (Connaught Green)
2009 Mini Cooper D
2008 BMW 320d
1994 Ford Motorhome
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2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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Taking Viagra won't turn you into James Bond but it will make you Roger Moore 
Keith
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When living in London I taught my dog to play the trumpet. I put him on the Tube. He went from Barking to Tooting in no time at all 
Plus Four MY23 Furka Rouge
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Biggest regret is marrying a seismologist.
She finds faults with everything
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Does winning the lottery change you?
It didn’t change me...as I told my shoelace cleaner.
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A music festival in the Southwest had to be cancelled.
Organisers couldn’t decide which act went on first....
The Jam or Cream
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When a ginger cat tries to use its coat as camouflage. 
Everyone loves a Morgan. Even me, unless it's broken again.
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Excellent. It’s a catmeleon
Giles. Mogless in Paris.
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Close.. 
2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
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1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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From No1 Daughter last night … 
2009 4/4 Henrietta
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Graham (G4FUJ)
Sold L44FOR 4/4 Giallo Fly
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