Talk Morgan Forums Community The Malvern Arms Tongue in cheek Monday humour

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a-son-of-a-bitch."

Jack Nicholson .

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is"

Barbara Bush ( Former US First Lady)

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."

Robin Williams.

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of women . They say that women are too judgemental, where, of course men are just grateful."

Robert De Niro.

A nice little selection there to start a Tuesday off the right way John

Favourite is Sharron Stone - I've seen it happen..

"There's a new medical crisis . Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem.

Dustin Hoffman.

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time."

Robin
Williams.

"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten
who ties up whom."

Joan Rivers.

Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.

Steve Martin.

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle- aged women. Stuff you pay good money for later in life.

Elmo Phillips.