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"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a-son-of-a-bitch."
Jack Nicholson .
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"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is"
Barbara Bush ( Former US First Lady)
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"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
Robin Williams.
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"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of women . They say that women are too judgemental, where, of course men are just grateful."
Robert De Niro.
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A nice little selection there to start a Tuesday off the right way John  Favourite is Sharron Stone - I've seen it happen..
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"There's a new medical crisis . Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem.
Dustin Hoffman.
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"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time."
Robin
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"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten
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Joan Rivers.
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Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.
Steve Martin.
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You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle- aged women. Stuff you pay good money for later in life.
Elmo Phillips.
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