Talk Morgan Forums Community The Malvern Arms Tongue in cheek Monday humour

While driving the Roadster, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"

As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for... "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”

"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"

"Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

We arrived at her place which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"Still in the ditch with the Morgan, I guess."

Well someone had to wait with the car until the recovery arrived!

Sometimes you just can't please anyone in the States..

From a friend of mine that runs a horse rescue centre, she currently has around 40 so knows the subject well.

Ouch.

When we go to our vets, we can often point to something new there and reckon to have paid a substantial proportion of the cost. We are lucky though - at our vets most of the profligacy is on new kit for the surgery or operating theatre - some of which they have used to help our horses. The partners ride round in modest Volvos that are never bought new.

Paul, she sent it very tongue in cheek due to the nature of her business they are very fair with her. She has planted over the years many natural remedial plants on the borders of the fields which helps a lot.

Her partner is a hoof expert and all the horses have their shoes removed and their hooves treated - once they recover from the years of abuse they never need to wear them again. I had never heard of it and the results are amazing.

I guessed as much Richard - this one is a running joke amongst horse owners.

Apart from our 2, as a trustee I get to see the spend of Redwings Horse Sanctuary (1500 equines) and the vetinary spend is colossal even with their own team of vets.