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Capstone Hill Tour of Britain bike turned into penis.  https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-devon-45414022
2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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The new Eddie Stobart film is due soon.
I have seen lots of trailers already.
Plus Four MY23 Furka Rouge
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I hired an Eastern European cleaner last week, it took her 8hrs to vacuum the house.
She was a Slovak!
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In a Kilt shop in Edinburgh, the door opened and in walked the typical American tourist
'Say buddy' i want a family kilt made
'Certainly sir and what is your name?
'Pirelli'
'Oh dear' said the assistant after checking the tartan book, 'There is no such tartan'
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'I am willing to pay good money to go home in a Pirelli tartan kilt', fetch the manager'
The manager came and carefully listened to his insistence there was a PIrelli tartan
'I must agree with my assistant, 'There is no such Tartan'
I am willing to pay 5000 pounds for a kilt
'Oh in that case sir, we can arrange something, Miss Toner Get the bolt of McIntyre tartan out and start measuring this gentleman'
'But Mr Wallace.......'
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Now now my girl, it will do, Everyone knows Pirelli have been McIntyres for years'
Plus Four MY23 Furka Rouge
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Tim H.
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Marina Wheeler has been announced as the Weight Watchers slimmer of the year after dumping 220lbs of useless fat in one week.
(She is Ms Boris Johnson for those not up on current affairs, literally)
Everyone loves a Morgan. Even me, unless it's broken again.
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I just heard that my Grief Counsellor has died.
Fortunately he was good at his job so I'm not bothered...
Tim H.
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Barbie has just turned 59 
Peter ![[Linked Image]](http://bradley.it/public_images/drive.jpg)
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I went to look at a house with period features.
She hates it when I call her that.
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Barbie has just turned 59 She is exactly my age, I see some parallels  or hopefully not actually. The way Barbie ages, she looks a little like Divine. 
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