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THE ITALIAN WEDDING TEST.
I was a very happy man.
my wonderful Italian girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married .
There was only one little thing bothering me .... It was her beautiful younger sister, my prospective sister in law was 22, wore very tight mini skirts and was generally bra-less .
She would regularly bend down when near me and I always got a more than a nice view . It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations . She was alone when I arrived and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome . She told me that she wanted me just once before I get married and committed my life to her sister , well I was in total shock and couldn't say a word . She said I'm going upstairs to my bedroom and if you want one last fling , just come up and get me . I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs . I stood there for a moment . Then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door and headed towards the my car. Lo... and behold my future family was standing outside all with tears in there eyes . My future father in law put down his gun and hugged me and said " we are very happy that you have passed our little test we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter welcome to our family".
THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS:
ALWAYS KEEP YOUR CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR!
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2009 4/4 Henrietta
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2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
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My aunt once removed married an Italian prisoner of war. They live in Reggio de Calabria.
I guess 30 years ago their daughter Anna was pregnant by her boyfriend. How he got past the chaperones etc I don't know.
Anyway her brother told me her date asked his friend who was in the local Cosa Nostra & nicknamed the Axeman to talk to the boyfriend. They were married right away.
So whilst it made me laugh it did remind me of the family!
JohnV6
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One for dog owners
Two dogs are laying down doing nothing in particular
Dog one says, “hey I heard a great joke”
Dog two, “go on then”
Dog one “knock, knock,
Dog two, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof
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Needs to Get Out More!
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I told that joke to my dogs.
They said I was barking mad.
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I was sat on the edge of the bed last night, pulling off my boxers.
"You spoil those dogs", said my wife.
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 ps JTL good to see your back with us. Steve THE ITALIAN WEDDING TEST.
I was a very happy man.
my wonderful Italian girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married .
There was only one little thing bothering me .... It was her beautiful younger sister, my prospective sister in law was 22, wore very tight mini skirts and was generally bra-less .
She would regularly bend down when near me and I always got a more than a nice view . It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations . She was alone when I arrived and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome . She told me that she wanted me just once before I get married and committed my life to her sister , well I was in total shock and couldn't say a word . She said I'm going upstairs to my bedroom and if you want one last fling , just come up and get me . I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs . I stood there for a moment . Then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door and headed towards the my car. Lo... and behold my future family was standing outside all with tears in there eyes . My future father in law put down his gun and hugged me and said " we are very happy that you have passed our little test we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter welcome to our family".
THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS:
ALWAYS KEEP YOUR CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR!
Steve A11OGE Red 1989 4/4 4 seater
'A Morgan is for life, not just for Sundays'
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Not certain I like Nike but the jokes a good un. 
Everyone loves a Morgan. Even me, unless it's broken again.
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One for dog owners
Two dogs are laying down doing nothing in particular
Dog one says, “hey I heard a great joke”
Dog two, “go on then”
Dog one “knock, knock,
Dog two, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof  Took me a good 30 seconds to get it
2008 XXVII Platform, Bugatti Blue Roadster 4 Seater
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Children in the back of cars cause accidents
But accidents in the back seat of a car cause children .
My wife had her drivers test the other day .
She got 8 out of 10.
The other 2 blokes jumped clear.
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