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Needs to Get Out More!
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Do you walk with a limp too... Nothing is limp....... Wetsuit came with all the bells but no whistles.
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What happens if you f*rt in a wetsuit?
Sorry to lower the tone........
DaveW
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'16 Yellow (Not the only) Narrow AR GDI Plus 4
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It makes it difficult to dive ! I have it on very good authority that the quickest way to get warmed up is to pee in it once on 
2009 4/4 Sport Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Con Green +8 prev
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What happens if you f*rt in a wetsuit?
Sorry to lower the tone........ Nothing, but do one in a dry suit watch your chums disappear when you unzip it.
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It makes it difficult to dive ! I have it on very good authority that the quickest way to get warmed up is to pee in it once on A myth I’m afraid. All it does is make your wetsuit stink It is one of the reasons I never use a rental wet suit.
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It makes it difficult to dive ! I have it on very good authority that the quickest way to get warmed up is to pee in it once on A myth I’m afraid. All it does is make your wetsuit stink It is one of the reasons I never use a rental wet suit. I'm rather pleased to hear that - I think 
2009 4/4 Sport Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Con Green +8 prev
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My body
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the very worst of it:
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.
Peter ![[Linked Image]](http://bradley.it/public_images/drive.jpg)
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Peter
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I have just got a new pet newt. I have named him Tiny He is my newt. 
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Chas and Dave's new non-PC record - You Can't Top Stalking.
Best Regards
Lang may yer lum reek
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