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A Morgan Identified Fastidious Owner...
2011 4/4 Bespoke, 1981 Delorean, Auburn Boat Tail
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Formerly known as Aldermog Member of the Inner Circle
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Time for a non PC snd slightly sexist joke...
A blonde woman was speeding down the highway in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. “What does it look like?” she asked.
The policewoman replied, “It’s square and has your picture on it.” The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked in it and handed it to the policewoman. “Here it is,” she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, “OK, you can go, I didn’t realize you were a cop.”
Peter,
66, 2016 Porsche Boxster S
No longer driving Tarka, the 2014 Plus 8...
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Gone to Porsche Part of the Furniture
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Time for a non PC snd slightly sexist joke...
A blonde woman was speeding down the highway in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. “What does it look like?” she asked.
The policewoman replied, “It’s square and has your picture on it.” The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked in it and handed it to the policewoman. “Here it is,” she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, “OK, you can go, I didn’t realize you were a cop.”
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A young engineer was leaving the office at 5:45 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly!" said the young engineer. He turned on the machine, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine, "I just need one more copy."
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Learner Plates Off!
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Heard on the radio today.
An advertisement for Arizona State University on line campus.
"For information text school to 12345, that's S.C.H.O.O.L to 12345"
If applicants can't spell school what chance do they have with the rest of the curriculum?
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Because everyone including Molesworth knows it should be "skool".
Best Regards
Lang may yer lum reek
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Because everyone including Molesworth knows it should be "skool". I think you mean “as any fule knos” it shood be spelled skool. God that was hard work typing that, spell check was certain Nigel Molesworth was rong
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Because everyone including Molesworth knows it should be "skool". I think you mean “as any fule knos” it shood be spelled skool. God that was hard work typing that, spell check was certain Nigel Molesworth was rong By Gum! That brings back memories.
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As it’s that time of year.....
A woman was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough to feed her family.
She asked the stock boy, "do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "no ma'am, they're dead."
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Needs to Get Out More!
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Needs to Get Out More!
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What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller. 
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