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A balding, white haired man from Sherman Oaks in California, walked into a jewellery store in
a local mall this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side.

He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'
At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought another ring over.

'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000' the jeweller said.
The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.

The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'

The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the man stated, 'by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick up the ring Monday afternoon.'

On Monday morning, the jeweller angrily phoned the old man and said 'There was only $25 in your account.'

'I know, said the old man,

'But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!'


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If a man all alone in the middle of a forest speaks and his wife cannot hear him is he still wrong?

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Why do bees stay in their hives in winter?

Swarm

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Originally Posted By Neptune
Why do bees stay in their hives in winter?

Swarm


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Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a Small BerettaPistol



A good reason to have a concealed weapons permit.

This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator.

What's the smallest calibre that you would trust to protect yourself? Here's her story in her own words:

"While out walking along the edge of a pond just outside my house in 'The Villages' with my soon to be ex-husband,

discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft. alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water and began charging us with its large jaws wide open.

She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive."

"If I had not had my little Beretta .25 calibre pistol with me, I would not be here today!"

"Just one shot to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took.

The gator got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.

The amount I saved in lawyer's fees was really incredible, and his life insurance was a real big bonus!"

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Originally Posted By Neptune
If a man all alone in the middle of a forest speaks and his wife cannot hear him is he still wrong?


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What do you call a camel with four humps?










A Saudi Quattro


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What do you call a camel with four humps?











A Saudi Quattro






I'd like one. But I can't A4'd it.


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What do you call a camel with four humps?


A Saudi Quattro


I'd like one. But I can't A4'd it.

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