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Originally Posted By lowebird
Hell fire Rich, that is so silly it could be true!!


Yes I'm not sure where John got this from but ……..


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Originally Posted By John V6
Fake news?



Yes I'd hazard a guess this came from USA originally.


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Jethro went to see his doctor.

Dr: "What's the problem, Jethro?"
Jethro:" "I've got this serious hereditary problem, Doctor."
Dr: "And what are the symptoms? "
J: "I've got this terrible diarrhoea."
Dr. "That's not a hereditary condition, Jethro."

J. " Well, Doctor, its in me jeans."


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Richard ,
I got it off that 90 year old ex coal miner who we keep an eye on . Miners have a great sense of humour no PC up here . I had just spent a good while typing out a load of Christmas jokes for the bent minded ie mog owners . Flicked back and spotted you got this off JTL never read beneath that and thought you must have popped in on TM . instantly cleared it off . Only to look back and see it was not the latest jokes . Its a Monday Anyway had a hard day y/day swmbo took me shopping the sly tinker changed places to go and it was a dump nothing for me . On returning I shot my cash in the machine to get under the Tyne Tunnel and it refused to lift the bar up so we could get away . Cars pilling up behind me . I kept pressing the button but not a reply . I started to hit the machine and said to the bloke in his box get off your fat lazy arse and sort it out the cars are pilling up . Funny a message came over he was refunding my cash as 50p short . I popped it back in and away we went as 1.70p had been in from start . Wonder where all the 50ps end up .





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Originally Posted By lowebird
Hell fire Rich, that is so silly it could be true!!


Yes I'm not sure where John got this from but ……..

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I treated myself to the official Morgan dash cam. It fits nicely in the 4/4 but you lose the passenger seat to the bloke that cranks the handle.


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My sex toy business has done very poorly in the run up to Christmas. If things don't improve I'm going to have to pull the plug.


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The Three Kings of Orient weren't married:

In the Bible they are referred to as Three Wise Men! hide


Variation on the theme:

We four Beatles of Orient are
John in a taxi, Paul in a car
George on a scooter
playing the hooter
following Ringo Starr


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